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  • hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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    • 4 years ago
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    • 4 years ago
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  • ghostclvb:
“ bundyspooks:
“In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David...

    ghostclvb:

    bundyspooks:

    In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”

    Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.

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    • 4 years ago
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    • 4 years ago
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  • loverlv:

    me: tries to sign into my google account

    google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this

    (via surprisebitch)

    • 4 years ago
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  • khaleesiis:

    emmy award….. now.

    (via heart)

    • 4 years ago
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  • great-tweets:
“:’(”

    great-tweets:

    :’(

    (via heart)

    Source: twitter.com
    • 4 years ago
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  • killbilloreilly:

    authenticsleeping:

    death-on-2-legs:

    authenticsleeping:

    The fact that John Mulaney is older than Bo Burnham but younger than Andy Samberg really fucks with my concept of time not gonna lie

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    Hm. I Don’t like this.

    The fact they were all born in August makes perfect sense

    the maiden, the mother, and the crone

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 4 years ago
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  • merelypassingtime:

    But, just imagine Captain Holt coming to the precinct’s Ugly Christmas Sweater party in a plain beige sweater.

    When Jake asks him about it, he says, “Hideous, I know. It is a wool/acrylic blend. Kevin was horrified when I brought it home.”

    (via perks-of-being-chinese)

    • 4 years ago
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  • slipknots:

    i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

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    • 4 years ago
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