resting squanch face
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In the movie American Psycho, Christian Bale based the main character on a Letterman interview featuring Tom Cruise in 1999. When asked about the inspiration behind Patrick Bateman, he replied: “Tom Cruise on David Letterman had this very intense friendliness with nothing behind the eyes.”
Every day of my life I think about this fact. Every single day.
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me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
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The fact that John Mulaney is older than Bo Burnham but younger than Andy Samberg really fucks with my concept of time not gonna lie
Hm. I Don’t like this.
The fact they were all born in August makes perfect sense
the maiden, the mother, and the crone
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But, just imagine Captain Holt coming to the precinct’s Ugly Christmas Sweater party in a plain beige sweater.
When Jake asks him about it, he says, “Hideous, I know. It is a wool/acrylic blend. Kevin was horrified when I brought it home.”
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i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”
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